Gaelic Meets Garlic

St. John, church and the Portico, 43 Monroe St., Westminster; 6 p.m. Mass, feast to follow; celebrating the feasts of St. Patrick and St. Joseph; Knights of Columbus are cooking corned beef; friendly meatball and sauce competition; if you’re Irish, bring a side dish; if you’re Italian, bring a dessert; the Knights will bring beer and wine, but bring more; RSVP required: knights1393@gmail.com